shave a buffalo's butt and dance naked with a wolverine...? Cuz it makes about as much sense as the movie Babylon AD. If you do have a desire to shave the bum of a semi-violent animal, or dance naked with an animal who will eat just about anything, then you probably need counseling. Likewise, if you go see Babylon AD, you will probably then need counseling. It has officially made my top 10 list for worst movies ever. Right up there with Gigli, From Justin To Kelly, and Manos: Hands of Fate. I would also like to say, that though people may disagree, any movie with Vin Deisel in it almost automatically makes it sucky. And as uncyclopedia makes note of, any movie with Rutger Hauer pretty much means its gonna be at least a decent movie, and probably good.
Well, Vin Deisel does not disappoint. The 41 year old actor is at his mind-numbingly suckiest. I don't know how any of the people in this movie could have taken these roles after reading the script. Michelle Yeoh and Gerard Depardieu both really botched up being in this. I can't even talk about this now...its so bad i want to...I'll finish this later.
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Hey Dave - I don't know much about Vin Deisel, but the preview did look exceptionally lame. I take it you're feeling slightly violated that you spent your money on it? Is that what you're getting at here? lol!
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